The Chair The die has been cast. We have passed the point of no return. We have crossed the Rubicon and are truly on the slippery slope down toward becoming ancients.
Today we went out to La-Z-Boy and bought an electric lift chair. That's right, we bought a chair that not only reclines and holds our feet up, but it also will lift us up so we will not have to actually make an effort to stand. I cringe as I contemplate what is next; where we go from here. A self-drive car? Or perhaps directly to the home?
Let's see. Sit down. Push a button to lean back. Push a button to lift your feet. Sip a beverage. Watch a game. Take a nap. Push a button and get back up. What a chair! What a country! No wonder the world hates us.
Today we went out to La-Z-Boy and bought an electric lift chair. That's right, we bought a chair that not only reclines and holds our feet up, but it also will lift us up so we will not have to actually make an effort to stand. I cringe as I contemplate what is next; where we go from here. A self-drive car? Or perhaps directly to the home?
Let's see. Sit down. Push a button to lean back. Push a button to lift your feet. Sip a beverage. Watch a game. Take a nap. Push a button and get back up. What a chair! What a country! No wonder the world hates us.
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