Today we went out to La-Z-Boy and bought an electric lift chair. That's right, we bought a chair that not only reclines and holds our feet up, but it also will lift us up so we will not have to actually make an effort to stand. I cringe as I contemplate what is next; where we go from here. A self-drive car? Or perhaps directly to the home?
Let's see. Sit down. Push a button to lean back. Push a button to lift your feet. Sip a beverage. Watch a game. Take a nap. Push a button and get back up. What a chair! What a country! No wonder the world hates us.